We just passed the Swiss border. It was touch and go. Switzerland is not part of the eu, so we don’t have the right off free movement through it. None of us have passports. Problem.
The head guy told us to fuck off back home, but the girl took pity on us and let us through with a bollocking.
We made it. We’re in Switzerland. Only 150km to go! We have no right to be here, but by goddess that ain’t gonna stop us.